The maid of honor just puked.
sarcasm needs its own font
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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