is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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