He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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