kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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