Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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