i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he quoted the bible to break up with me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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