We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
bring money and cleavage
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize