I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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