What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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