Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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did you just send me my own nude
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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