Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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