so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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