shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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