I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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