so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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