You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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