woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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