then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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