my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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