I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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