I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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