hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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