May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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