But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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