I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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