It's Friday. Sex?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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