ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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