I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm both gender and math confused
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