can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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