So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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