So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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