I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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