i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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