is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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