Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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