Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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