omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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