Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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