we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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