quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I want to fling myself into the sun
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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