I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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