The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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