Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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