Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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