if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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