wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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