went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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