My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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