That's when you crack a 10am beer
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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