Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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